Established Laws

Established laws are a multidimensional constant that lay out prerequisites for the creation of new timelines. The list of established laws currently has seven entries. Proposed additions to the list of established laws must be approved by the inter-dimensional mediary, Brandon Garcia.

Laws
The laws are listed in no particular order and are of equal importance.


 * Brandon shalt travel betwixt lavatories per his convenience.
 * Brandon shalt travel betwixt timelines per his convenience.
 * All jokes ever shalt be borne from the Underground.
 * Timelines shalt not entertain the Underground with victory.
 * Brandon shalt posses an ephemeral udder to reappear every century.
 * The Underground shalt exist in all timelines.
 * Brandon shalt not hearken to the hymns of death.